The first thing that happened this morning was that I woke up almost an hour late, because I forgot to set the alarm last night. Around the time I shuld have gotten up, I started having dreams about wondering why my alarm hadn't gone off, getting up and checking it. In the dreams, it was always set.
The second thing that happened was that I slipped and fell in my bathtub. I wasn't hurt, because I'm always paranoid about slipping and falling in the bathtub and keep a grip on something just in case. So it was sort of a slow motion 'no, I can't support my entire weight by one hand in this position' type fall.
Then I got to work and was greeted by mail from a tester with a huge list of bugs that had to be fixed by Friday. Glancing over the titles, that seems extremely unlikely, but I guess I'll do my average.