I hate it when people are happy.

[terrycloth]

My sister's having a baby. My initial reaction (in addition to the usual gnawing jealousy that accompanies... well, pretty much any news at all) is to hope that this doesn't require any action on my part. The baby isn't due for six months, and I've already been threatened with babysitting duty, so things look dismal.

I'm also going to ask some
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