Big stupid quiz.

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ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? -- This annoying person driving a honda civic reeeeeallly sloooowly on the way to work today.
2. What is your weapon of choice? -- tooth and nail
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? -- Not unless I was seriously out of it.
4. How about of the same sex? -- Same.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? -- My mother, I think. Maybe Austin_Dern -- it's hard to tell with him.
6. What is your pet peeve? Efficiency, ambition, pressure for more of the same.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? -- I'll keep a grudge forever as long as I don't ever actually see the person. But if I see them and they're acting reasonable, I'll usually give them another chance.

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? -- Exercise?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? -- 4pm, once... it was *supposed* to be an all-nighter.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? -- 'a dentist'. I'll name him 'Mr. Dentist'.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? -- I'm feeling a little hungry, so I'll take the elevator instead of climbing the stairs.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? -- Yeah.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout? -- A couple months ago I walked about five or six miles uphill, then back down. Down was harder. I wasn't expecting that. O.O
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None. I don't do that anymore.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? -- Cold Stone Creamery milkshakes.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or red meat? -- White, usually, but high-end red is better.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I have no idea, but on a school trip once I stole everyone else's alcohol and got falling-down drunk.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? -- No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? -- Yes. Every few years, it goes up... and doesn't ever seem to go back down.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? -- Spicy.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought food!-? -- Yep. Fantasize about it in detail sometimes. }:)

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Several... men. In locker rooms. Eeeeew.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family? God only knows. (in locker rooms. Eeeeew)
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? -- Not during a conversation, sometimes at other times.
4. Have you "done it"? -- No...
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? -- Um...
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? -- No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? -- No.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? -- Two. And a debit card.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? -- I don't feel guily about spending money.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? -- Invest it in the hopes it'd turn into *real* money someday... or move to someplace cheap to live and retire. Probably the former, since it takes less effort.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? -- Hmm. Probably rich, on balance.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? -- Is there any other kind?
6. Have you ever stolen anything? -- Only office supplies.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? -- Don't know, 100? They're all legal, as far as I know, though. Most are ripped off CDs I own.

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? -- Found and kept a job.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? -- No clue.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? -- I want to have kids. I want to be so rich that I'll never have to work again. I want to torture something to death. I want to learn shapeshifting magic.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? -- Not as long as there are at least 3 places.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? -- Yeah, but I lost.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? -- Occasionally.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? -- What kind of question is that?

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Let's just say 'person' and not go into specifics.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? -- What a nightmare!
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? -- Maybe my sister?
4. Have you ever been cheated on? -- That would be kind of difficult, considering I've never had anyone to cheat on me.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? -- Yeah.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? -- Everything.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? -- Not really. It's long and boring.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? -- Gluttony or Sloth.

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? -- I don't follow a religion. "Deist" appeals to me with the whole 'religious ritual is obviously bullshit' thing.
2. What religion were you raised as? -- Jewish
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? -- Um... yes?
4. Do you believe in magic? -- When convenient. So, rarely.
5. What was the last promise you broke? -- I don't make promises.
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? -- When I was young, sure. Nowadays I mostly pray for things I want... but sometimes I pray for things I don't want.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? -- It's possible, but I wouldn't believe anyone who said they were.

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? -- No.
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? -- Love?
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? No.
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? -- No.
6. Do you gamble? -- No.
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? -- Huh? If I could do it anyway, it wasn't called off on account of bad weather, was it?

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? ACLU, EFF, CLDF, etc. Not with money, though. Also, bombing people.
2. What causes have you given money or time to? -- I give a % to some random charity through work. I also donate to web comics I like.
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? Nope.
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel? I've considered it, but not seriously.
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? Sometimes. It always makes me feel like crap, though. I hate giving to charity.
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? I've offered to, but no.
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? Someone else has always picked up the slack before I had to lift a finger.

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Court.
2. What did you do today that was really brave? Nothing.
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? The pheonix from Extinctioners has the power to create spandex outfits for her teammates. That's really cool.
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Maybe. Depends who it is.
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Eh. Brains, I guess. I'm not a big fan of outside forces changing my personality.
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Yeah. Normally I'm okay, but once I realized that my notes were worthless and that I had nothing to actually say in front of the class. Got a C. Hooray for grade inflation!
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Follower, I guess... I prefer 'neither'.

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? Yes.
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? I'd probably go. Maybe not for this administration.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Yes. Vengeance is important.
4. Which should be guaranteed legal? Everything?
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? It's unclear.
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? I hate trials.
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Once. I got spammed for years after that. Never again!

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Sloth.
2. Do you collect anything? No.
3. Are you addicted to anything? Not really.
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? No.
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash.
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do? Get out of shape, as a kid.
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? Sometimes.

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? I'm not sure I believe in wisdom.
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? No.
3. Do you take advice when it's given? Only if I'm not sure what to do otherwise.
4. What area are you wisest in? I'm not sure I believe in wisdom.
5. Do you drive defensively? I drive paranoid.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? I wish.
7. What did you learn today? That I should have taken this stupid quiz at night instead of in the morning?
8. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? Joy!