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terryclothBad idea: "I'm feeling all bloated. I must need more fiber! Hmm... nuts and celery should do it."
Worse idea: "Oh! They have cloves of raw garlic, I like garlic."
Even worse idea: "Man, these are inedible raw. I don't have any frying pans or oil... I guess I can microwave them."
Luckily, it only *sounded* like my microwave exploded, and the smoke was garlic smoke and not burning circuitry smoke. Nuked garlic is bland and horrible at the same time, though. Ick.
Worse idea: "Oh! They have cloves of raw garlic, I like garlic."
Even worse idea: "Man, these are inedible raw. I don't have any frying pans or oil... I guess I can microwave them."
Luckily, it only *sounded* like my microwave exploded, and the smoke was garlic smoke and not burning circuitry smoke. Nuked garlic is bland and horrible at the same time, though. Ick.
