Questions and Answers
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terrycloth1. If you could be instantly fluent in one other language that you currently do not read or speak, which would it be? Japanese. So I could import Pokemon.
2. If you could have the starring role in any film already made, what would it be? The Cube? No, wait, something with space ships. Starship Troopers?
3. If you could receive one small package this very moment, who would it be from and what would be in it? A magical faerie-dragon, containing a ring that would take me to a romantic world of wonder and magic. And back. I've only got two weeks of vacation. Or possibly, a package containing hallucinogenic drugs from someone claiming to be a magical faerie-dragon. Same thing, when you get down to it, right?
4. If you could own one work of art from any collection in the world but were not able to sell it, which work of art would you select? I have no idea. I'd need to browse a catalog.
5. If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you never have played before, what would it be? That I've never played before? That's hard. Only thing I can think of offhand is Bagpipes. Yick.
6. If you could possess one supernatural ability, what would it be? Shapechanging. No contest. I've had a creepy fetish for it since I was too young to know what a creepy fetish was.
7. If you had to choose the most valuable thing you ever learned, what would it be? That no one can make me learn anything I'm not interested in.
8. If you could have only one piece of furniture in your house, what would it be? A bed. Everything else can be simulated with cardboard boxes.
9. If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would it be? Diaries are so fricking boring. LJ has the advantage that it's made to be read by others, and it's still often boring.
10. If you could have one person you know as your slave for one month, who would it be? I'm not sure I know anyone who'd be okay with that, so I'd have to say 'no one'.
11. If you could choose the way you will die, how would you want it to happen? I'd want it to be drawn out, painful, and meaningful. And to happen when I was VERY VERY OLD.
12. If you could wake up tomorrow to learn that the major newspaper headlines were about you, what would they say? Serial killer tracked to Seattle area -- claims to have no memory of murders.
13. If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do? Panic.
14. If you could choose the music at your funeral, what would it be, and who would play it? Music? At a funeral? Isn't that sort of... inappropriate?
15. If you could take away the vocal cords of any person, who would it be? No one.
16. If you had to describe your idea of the perfect mate, how would you do it? Under duress. Are you threatening me?
17. If you had to have a personal friend redecorate your house, who would you pick to do it? Well, Lazar has good taste in chachkas.
18. If you had to choose the worst home you've ever lived in, which one was it? The one I'm in now. It's a dump.
19. If you could have prevented one thing from happening between you and a friend, what would it have been? I wouldn't have lost touch with Molly.
20. If you could learn the total number of hours you have spent in your life doing one thing, what would it be? Procrastinating.
21. If you had to describe yourself as a child, in one word, what would it be? Loser
22. If you could own a single prop from any film ever made, what would you choose? A puzzle box from Hellraiser?
2. If you could have the starring role in any film already made, what would it be? The Cube? No, wait, something with space ships. Starship Troopers?
3. If you could receive one small package this very moment, who would it be from and what would be in it? A magical faerie-dragon, containing a ring that would take me to a romantic world of wonder and magic. And back. I've only got two weeks of vacation. Or possibly, a package containing hallucinogenic drugs from someone claiming to be a magical faerie-dragon. Same thing, when you get down to it, right?
4. If you could own one work of art from any collection in the world but were not able to sell it, which work of art would you select? I have no idea. I'd need to browse a catalog.
5. If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you never have played before, what would it be? That I've never played before? That's hard. Only thing I can think of offhand is Bagpipes. Yick.
6. If you could possess one supernatural ability, what would it be? Shapechanging. No contest. I've had a creepy fetish for it since I was too young to know what a creepy fetish was.
7. If you had to choose the most valuable thing you ever learned, what would it be? That no one can make me learn anything I'm not interested in.
8. If you could have only one piece of furniture in your house, what would it be? A bed. Everything else can be simulated with cardboard boxes.
9. If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would it be? Diaries are so fricking boring. LJ has the advantage that it's made to be read by others, and it's still often boring.
10. If you could have one person you know as your slave for one month, who would it be? I'm not sure I know anyone who'd be okay with that, so I'd have to say 'no one'.
11. If you could choose the way you will die, how would you want it to happen? I'd want it to be drawn out, painful, and meaningful. And to happen when I was VERY VERY OLD.
12. If you could wake up tomorrow to learn that the major newspaper headlines were about you, what would they say? Serial killer tracked to Seattle area -- claims to have no memory of murders.
13. If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do? Panic.
14. If you could choose the music at your funeral, what would it be, and who would play it? Music? At a funeral? Isn't that sort of... inappropriate?
15. If you could take away the vocal cords of any person, who would it be? No one.
16. If you had to describe your idea of the perfect mate, how would you do it? Under duress. Are you threatening me?
17. If you had to have a personal friend redecorate your house, who would you pick to do it? Well, Lazar has good taste in chachkas.
18. If you had to choose the worst home you've ever lived in, which one was it? The one I'm in now. It's a dump.
19. If you could have prevented one thing from happening between you and a friend, what would it have been? I wouldn't have lost touch with Molly.
20. If you could learn the total number of hours you have spent in your life doing one thing, what would it be? Procrastinating.
21. If you had to describe yourself as a child, in one word, what would it be? Loser
22. If you could own a single prop from any film ever made, what would you choose? A puzzle box from Hellraiser?
