Funny fortunetelling meme

[terrycloth]

Although quite possibly only funny to the person doing it.

Stolen from Xaxoqual.

Put your Music Player (mine = iPod) on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.

1. How does the world see me?
Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man

2. Will I have a happy life?
Broke in Two
That's... about what I expected. };)

3. What do my friends think of me?
Gigantic
Shut up. I'm just big boned.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Going Under

5. How can I make myself happy?
Promised Land

6. What should I do with my life?
O, do not forsake me
In other words, god wants me to emigrate to Israel?

7. Will I ever have children?
Cars and Guitars

8. What is some good adice for me?
Start the fire

9. How will I be remembered?
Papa won't leave you, Henry
I see -- I need to become a rock star to get chicks. In Israel. Then I'll have a kid and settle down.

10. What's my signature dancing song?
All is well with the world
Well, that *is* what generally makes me dance.

11. What's my current theme song?
One by one

12. What do others think is my current theme song?
Long time man
True, porting this code is drudgery...

13. What shall they play at my funeral?
Thru these architect's eyes

14. What type of woman do you like?
Let me drown
Hey! That's supposed to be a secret! O.O

15. How's my love life?
Looking for Lester.
I'm not gay. Shut up.