Survey Meme

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I AM: Actively not doing my job, at the moment.
I WANT: To be rich and thin and loved by everyone, including one or two or three people in particular, although I'm not too particular about who.
I HAVE: Stuff. I like stuff.
I WISH: I knew what to wish for.
I HATE: Nearly every person, every political movement, every country, every industry, every company, every club, every clique, every god, spirit, devil, monster, animal, and plant. But especially trees. I really, really hate trees.
I MISS: Sobe Red Tea.
I FEAR: Lawyers and cops.
I HEAR: Fans. Computer fans, heater fans... whirring and buzzing and grumbling... gaaah!
I SEARCH: for traps. Does a seven find anything?
I WONDER: whether I'll ever accomplish the trivial mundane quests that everyone gets when they make 18.
I LOVE: Most of the people I know, many many foods and games and comics and shows and books. And technology in general.
I AM ALWAYS: very, very shy.
I AM NOT: really as evil as I like to pretend.
I DANCE: only when I think no one is looking.
I SING: the songs that make me cry.
I CRY: when I sing, or think about the future.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: as lazy as I feel right now.
I WRITE: fantasy stories which, apparently, might get me prosecuted by the FBI.
I CONFUSE: most people I ask for help, somehow.
I SHOULD: lose weight.
MY FATHER IS: dead for like 20 years now.
MY MOTHER IS: mostly good, mostly sensible, too aggressive, and too unsure of herself.
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: Eating ice cream.
WHAT UPSETS YOU?: Not doing the things I'm responsible for. Or alternately, being responsible for things that are hard to do.

YES OR NO...
You keep a diary: Just LJ.
You like to cook: Eh.
You have a secret: I'd tell you, but it's a secret.
You set your clock ahead a few minutes: I let it run 12 minutes fast...
You bite your fingernails: Just to scrape the dirt out from under them.
You believe in love: Not really. But yes, sort of.

DO YOU....
Have a crush: Hmm.
Think/know you've been in love: Nope.
Want to get married: Yes! My love, how long I've searched for you... run away with me, to Vegas! Or, er, Massachusetts, if you're a guy.
Have any tattoos? No.
Piercings/where?: No/where.
Get motion sickness: Not seriously.
Think you're a health freak: Bwahahahaha.
Get along with your parents: For three to five days, tops.
Like thunderstorms: Yep. Mmm, ozone.