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Lost had a two-hour season finale, in which we learned that it's really dangerous to play with dynamite, especially if you're an NPC. And that the French woman is crazy. No, really. And... well, there were some flashbacks. It's ludicrously slow-paced -- it makes Dragonball Z look concise.

Because of that, I sometimes MUCK while watching it, and this time ended up getting abducted by Speckles... this was figurative on Furtoonia, where we often, er, 'RP' (and sometimes even RP without the er), but sadly literal on Spindizzy.

ICly, the version of Terry on Spindizzy has little to do with the version on Furtoonia, and I tried to explain this to Speckles.

"It wouldn't really be interested in you."
"Then make her interested!"
"Well, that'd be your job, to be more interesting to it."
"Can you wake her up and have her meet me there?"
"I suppose I can send a message..."

Then followed a sort of non-consentual transformation/rape scene in which Speckles refused to understand the 'hints' (also known as 'repeated direct statements') that maybe Terry@Spindizzy didn't want to be a voluptuous vixen and that, after being forced into such a shape against its will and much struggling, it wouldn't be in the mood to sleep with him.

Back on Furtoonia, Terry of course had no idea about any of this, except...
"Wow, what did you do? You made it really mad. It's sending me death threats. Sort of."
"I just tried to show her a good time."
"It says that once it calms down it's going to decide whether or not to try to think of some way to kill me. Great."
"Why didn't you make her like me?"
"How would I do that? Anyway, I'll talk to it once it calms down, and try to figure out what bothered it so much."