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terryclothhttp://www.thespark.com has some funny quizzes... took a bunch.
The personality test result was a bit of a surprise... but I've gotten similar strangely counterintuitive results on other tests from time to time. Sometimes on the same test that I got accurate-seeming results on on an earlier runthrough. I'm generally (on the tests that show % results) around 50% on all the parameters, so it can go either way.
HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET
(Submissive Introvert Concrete Feeler )
terrycloth
Like just 10% of the population you are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people--which means you are the shy and silent type. Hence the Internet. But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you.
Slathering billycrickets! You are 36% insane!
Partly holding it together, partly on the edge—you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.
Slightly atonal chords and mildly distracting lights! You are 41% rock-solid friend.
Are you a Virgo? I'm not surprised. You're a good friend at times, but other times you're harder to count on than an abacus coated with finger-repellent. And made of razor blades. You're the type of friend that when somebody asks you to hang out with them, you say you want to hang out but then you never actually specify a time, so that you don't actually have to hang out with that person. But you're generally trustworthy and sensitive to others' needs, like a warm elephant on a cold morning. You'll never be the Best Man at a wedding, but you'll also never be the Worst Man. Don't be shy about using phlegm or bile to show your friends you care about them.
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 5, 2038 at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Suicide (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
The personality test result was a bit of a surprise... but I've gotten similar strangely counterintuitive results on other tests from time to time. Sometimes on the same test that I got accurate-seeming results on on an earlier runthrough. I'm generally (on the tests that show % results) around 50% on all the parameters, so it can go either way.
HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET
(Submissive Introvert Concrete Feeler )
terrycloth
Like just 10% of the population you are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people--which means you are the shy and silent type. Hence the Internet. But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you.
Slathering billycrickets! You are 36% insane!
Partly holding it together, partly on the edge—you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.
Slightly atonal chords and mildly distracting lights! You are 41% rock-solid friend.
Are you a Virgo? I'm not surprised. You're a good friend at times, but other times you're harder to count on than an abacus coated with finger-repellent. And made of razor blades. You're the type of friend that when somebody asks you to hang out with them, you say you want to hang out but then you never actually specify a time, so that you don't actually have to hang out with that person. But you're generally trustworthy and sensitive to others' needs, like a warm elephant on a cold morning. You'll never be the Best Man at a wedding, but you'll also never be the Worst Man. Don't be shy about using phlegm or bile to show your friends you care about them.
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 5, 2038 at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Suicide (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
