...it's a sign of the times

[terrycloth]

The sprinklers outside my window suddenly started spraying a strange white mist into the air. My first thought, of course, was 'nerve gas', and now I'm sort of feeling all light-headed and dizzy, at the 'am I just imagining this?' intensity, of course. Which means it isn't nerve gas, because if it was I'd be feeling dead.

Isn't hypochondria fun? }:)