Brain Not Work So Good
Oct. 11th, 2004 10:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
terryclothI didn't sleep very well last night, although I didn't sleep *horribly* or anything. I had a dream about gangsters using the last copy of a book I wanted to smuggle drugs, and being torn about whether to buy it and piss them off and get killed or not.
Then I got outside, where someone tried to nonchalantly follow me out of the parking lot, only I nonchalantly stopped and stood around looking confused, making him walk past.
Only it turned out there WAS something to stand around looking confused at -- a meteor showed! ALL the stars were falling! Some of them were turning orange and resolving into flaming meteors, which crashed down with excruiciating slowness, tearing potholes in the street!
So I had to walk home, looking over my shoulder to make sure no meteors actually hit me, because even though they were only going about thirty or forty MPH, they were still big and flaming and would kill me, and to get home I had to walk away from the direction of fall.
Eventually, I got lazy and one of them hit me in the back and killed me with a tiny mushroom cloud, when someone helpfully suggested that if I was a kitten, god wouldn't let me get killed like that. So I was a kitten!
I wandered into the nearest house and tried to look cute, but they didn't want a kitten, and I had to go back outside. "Well, that was useless," I thought, and then noticed that what I'd thought was my dead body was getting up and brushing itself off. The voice had tricked me!
So me and myself started talking about things, and eventually things segued into steamy lesbian sex. o.o; Yeah, for some reason I was a girl in the dream.
I woke up having somehow removed all the covers and sheets from my bed, leaving me shivering on the bare matress. So I had to re-make the bed so that I could go to sleep for the last half hour before the alarm.
Then I got outside, where someone tried to nonchalantly follow me out of the parking lot, only I nonchalantly stopped and stood around looking confused, making him walk past.
Only it turned out there WAS something to stand around looking confused at -- a meteor showed! ALL the stars were falling! Some of them were turning orange and resolving into flaming meteors, which crashed down with excruiciating slowness, tearing potholes in the street!
So I had to walk home, looking over my shoulder to make sure no meteors actually hit me, because even though they were only going about thirty or forty MPH, they were still big and flaming and would kill me, and to get home I had to walk away from the direction of fall.
Eventually, I got lazy and one of them hit me in the back and killed me with a tiny mushroom cloud, when someone helpfully suggested that if I was a kitten, god wouldn't let me get killed like that. So I was a kitten!
I wandered into the nearest house and tried to look cute, but they didn't want a kitten, and I had to go back outside. "Well, that was useless," I thought, and then noticed that what I'd thought was my dead body was getting up and brushing itself off. The voice had tricked me!
So me and myself started talking about things, and eventually things segued into steamy lesbian sex. o.o; Yeah, for some reason I was a girl in the dream.
I woke up having somehow removed all the covers and sheets from my bed, leaving me shivering on the bare matress. So I had to re-make the bed so that I could go to sleep for the last half hour before the alarm.
