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terryclothEspecially Mr. Weevil, or whatever his name is, that plays with three four-star ladybugs of death and three man-eater bugs, and three trap holes, and a mirror force, and a torrential tribute... and haunting echoes, and monster reborn, and change of heart... there's nothing more frustrating than playing against his deck.
Although I bet the opponents I have yet to unlock are worse.
And the game cheats SO BAD. It knows what all your face down cards are -- it'll attack to kill an electric lizard, but won't attack to take counter-damage from a mystical elf.
It's also annoying to get cards randomly five at a time, so that you have to incrementally strengthen your deck by swapping cards in and out one or two at a time, until you suddenly realize that your deck doesn't work anymore.
Penguin Soldier UU
creature - bird soldier 2/2
morph - UU or block with this creature
When penguin soldier is turned face up, return up to two target creatures to their owner's hands.
Run away! It's a penguin!
Four-Starred Ladybug of Doom 3G
creature - insect 2/3
morph - GG or block with this creature
when four-starred ladybug of doom is turned face up, destroy all creatures with converted casting cost equal to four.
It's poison is deady, but not to everyone.
Summoned Skull 4BB
creature - horror 8/8
flying
When summoned skull comes into play, sacrifice a creature.
If summoned skull doesn't attack during your turn, it gets -4/-4 until the beginning of your next upkeep.
"Where did you summon it from, again? Nevermind, just get it out of my tower!"
Mirror Force 3WW
Instant
Destroy all attacking creatures
Sometimes breaking a mirror gives you bad luck for the rest of your life.
Barrel Dragon 6
artifact creature - dragon 6/6
flying
When barrel dragon comes into play, sacrifice two artifacts.
RRR - flip three coins. If at least two of them come up heads, destroy target creature.
To help prevent spontaneous detonation, the goblins fired the components of their binary explosives at their enemies in separate barrels.
Although I bet the opponents I have yet to unlock are worse.
And the game cheats SO BAD. It knows what all your face down cards are -- it'll attack to kill an electric lizard, but won't attack to take counter-damage from a mystical elf.
It's also annoying to get cards randomly five at a time, so that you have to incrementally strengthen your deck by swapping cards in and out one or two at a time, until you suddenly realize that your deck doesn't work anymore.
Penguin Soldier UU
creature - bird soldier 2/2
morph - UU or block with this creature
When penguin soldier is turned face up, return up to two target creatures to their owner's hands.
Run away! It's a penguin!
Four-Starred Ladybug of Doom 3G
creature - insect 2/3
morph - GG or block with this creature
when four-starred ladybug of doom is turned face up, destroy all creatures with converted casting cost equal to four.
It's poison is deady, but not to everyone.
Summoned Skull 4BB
creature - horror 8/8
flying
When summoned skull comes into play, sacrifice a creature.
If summoned skull doesn't attack during your turn, it gets -4/-4 until the beginning of your next upkeep.
"Where did you summon it from, again? Nevermind, just get it out of my tower!"
Mirror Force 3WW
Instant
Destroy all attacking creatures
Sometimes breaking a mirror gives you bad luck for the rest of your life.
Barrel Dragon 6
artifact creature - dragon 6/6
flying
When barrel dragon comes into play, sacrifice two artifacts.
RRR - flip three coins. If at least two of them come up heads, destroy target creature.
To help prevent spontaneous detonation, the goblins fired the components of their binary explosives at their enemies in separate barrels.
