Evil Stalks the Kitchen

[terrycloth]

There's something wrong with my refridgerator. Not just wrong, but Wrong. Whatever I leave in there becomes... tainted. There's no strange smells or anything from the fridge itself, but an odd... flavor, or scent, taints anything that sits in it for more than a day or so, no matter how well sealed. Food gets a strange mildewy overtone, while drinks just get bitter. Sealed pop cans even get bitter.

But the cake... is immune. Thus proving that it's already pure evil, perhaps.