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Friday Five
Oct. 28th, 2005 10:57 am1. You have access to the entire wardrobe and special effects departments of a major motion studio. What do you dress up as?
A partially motion-captured recognizably caricatured cartoon squirrel. Wearing an actual physical costume would be uncomfortable.
2. Now your worst enemy has you in their clutches, and the same resources. What do they dress you up as?
Jabba the Hutt? Not only would it be a humiliating insult, but I'd be immobilized and easy prey for whatever their *real* plan was.
3. The Irish believed that the souls of the dead and the unborn walked the world on Samhain. If you could make a lunch date with one of the souls of the dead, who would it be?
Probably my father. I don't really remember him much, and I'd like to.
There are other people who would be more interesting, but I'm waaay too chicken to yank somebody like Jesus or Hitler out of their eternal slumber to ask them what the hell they were thinking.
No, I'm not trying to equate Jesus with Hitler. The 'what the hell were you thinking?' would be a lot more rhetorical for Hitler. }:P
4. If you could make a lunch date with one of the souls of the unborn (i.e., someone from the future), who would it be?
The last man on earth. I want to know how it all ends! And hopefully they aren't born yet... if I asked the guardian of unborn souls for the last man on earth and got 'miss' that would kind of suck.
5. The Christians attempted to replace Samhain with All Saints Day. If you were a saint, what would you be the patron of? What miracles would you have performed to win your sainthood?
I would be the patron saint of daydreams, who granted himself sainthood by fantasizing about what it would be like to be the patron saint of daydreams, who could grant himself sainthood in his daydreams and have it carry over to real life.
A partially motion-captured recognizably caricatured cartoon squirrel. Wearing an actual physical costume would be uncomfortable.
2. Now your worst enemy has you in their clutches, and the same resources. What do they dress you up as?
Jabba the Hutt? Not only would it be a humiliating insult, but I'd be immobilized and easy prey for whatever their *real* plan was.
3. The Irish believed that the souls of the dead and the unborn walked the world on Samhain. If you could make a lunch date with one of the souls of the dead, who would it be?
Probably my father. I don't really remember him much, and I'd like to.
There are other people who would be more interesting, but I'm waaay too chicken to yank somebody like Jesus or Hitler out of their eternal slumber to ask them what the hell they were thinking.
No, I'm not trying to equate Jesus with Hitler. The 'what the hell were you thinking?' would be a lot more rhetorical for Hitler. }:P
4. If you could make a lunch date with one of the souls of the unborn (i.e., someone from the future), who would it be?
The last man on earth. I want to know how it all ends! And hopefully they aren't born yet... if I asked the guardian of unborn souls for the last man on earth and got 'miss' that would kind of suck.
5. The Christians attempted to replace Samhain with All Saints Day. If you were a saint, what would you be the patron of? What miracles would you have performed to win your sainthood?
I would be the patron saint of daydreams, who granted himself sainthood by fantasizing about what it would be like to be the patron saint of daydreams, who could grant himself sainthood in his daydreams and have it carry over to real life.
