I'm doomed

I took the car in to the dealer to have the steering looked at. They found nothing wrong with it. So either I imagined the whole thing... or I have a lovely intermittent problem that'll pop up when I least expect it and probably kill me.

Maybe it's time to get a new car?

Sigh. There are things I should try at this point, but I'm too lazy to actually do any of them. So I'm doomed.