Protection

[terrycloth]

I want to be protected from:

1. Lack of aliens
2. Terrorists
3. Entropy
4. Legal contracts signed under duress
5. Inflexibility
6. Police intimidating me by existing
7. Change

And also from:

8. Airplanes
9. Pirates
10. People in general
11. Knives
12. Poison ivy
13. Lies, damn lies, and statistics
14. Foreign countries and their incomprehensible perversity
15. Witches, especially evil or lawful witches
16. Fear, uncertainty, and doubt
17. Fire alarms
18. Ghosts, especially friendly ghosts
19. Deadlines

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