Evil Juice
Oct. 15th, 2003 04:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
terryclothChocolate flavored Jamba Juice has to be the most DISGUSTING thing I've ever drunk that was meant for human consumption. It's even worse than McDonald's new thick shakes. Sickly sweet, with some odd fruity aftertaste that just makes it taste like... like... like the decayed corpse of a chocobo, or something. Eugh.
Next time I'll stick with the normal unidentifiable fruit crap.
While I'm here... last night I had a dream that I was taking some swishy course on 'environmental responsibility'. The very first thing we did in the class was watch a bizarre cartoon about a bunch of plastic animals (like something from a Sanrio store) trying to fight against the evil corporate invaders (represented by Lego pirates). The other sessions were normal classwork, but out of a horrid, biased textbook. Since there was nothing to actually learn, I slept through most of the class...
Then at the end, we had a brutal final exam, in which we were asked to regurgitate irrelevant trivia from the textbook, which I hadn't internalized because it was all nonsense. I had to guess on almost every question... then I got to the last page, and the ENTIRE last page was 'fill in the blanks', referring to the stupid video -- '____ was a dog with a lifesaver. Pedro was a _____ who liked _____.'
What a nightmare.
Next time I'll stick with the normal unidentifiable fruit crap.
While I'm here... last night I had a dream that I was taking some swishy course on 'environmental responsibility'. The very first thing we did in the class was watch a bizarre cartoon about a bunch of plastic animals (like something from a Sanrio store) trying to fight against the evil corporate invaders (represented by Lego pirates). The other sessions were normal classwork, but out of a horrid, biased textbook. Since there was nothing to actually learn, I slept through most of the class...
Then at the end, we had a brutal final exam, in which we were asked to regurgitate irrelevant trivia from the textbook, which I hadn't internalized because it was all nonsense. I had to guess on almost every question... then I got to the last page, and the ENTIRE last page was 'fill in the blanks', referring to the stupid video -- '____ was a dog with a lifesaver. Pedro was a _____ who liked _____.'
What a nightmare.
