Now with Pure Evil!

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I've been trying to drink actual fruit juice instead of fruit-flavored pop when I get thirsty mid-day, but I don't know if it's really any better for me. The grape juice has only two ingredients listed -- water and grape juice concentrate, with a special note that it contains no artificial flavors or colors -- but it's a rich dark purple that can't possibly come from grapes in nature. Or at least not from any kind I've seen. The grapes pictured on the can are a scary dark purple, almost black -- the grapes of darkness.

Of course I'm not even that 'healthy' when it comes to actual meals -- you can't have mashed potatoes or pizza without Pepsi, after all.