Warning! Keep out of reach of children and Terrycloth!

[terrycloth]

In my continuing quest for an embarassing, ignominous demise, I keep chewing on this pen even though the tiny circle of plastic that tells what color the ink is keeps popping out rather forcefully into my mouth, threatening to lodge in my airway and choke me to death.

Last time it was chewing on bits of Sobe bottlecaps until they started cutting up my tongue and lips. What is it with me and chewing on things?

Maybe I should just take up smoking.