What -- the --

[terrycloth]

My glasses apparently evaporated into thin air. The case they were in is still there where it always is, but there are no glasses in it. I haven't worn them since yesterday when I used them to drive to the game night and back, after which they went in my glasses case which has been sitting on a table. But now, it's empty.

What... the... fuck?

I just spent the last hour checking every possible place and many many impossible places, but there's no sign of them. So... fuck.