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This is hard...
Feb. 23rd, 2005 09:31 pmTen things I'm sure you've never done:
1. I nearly got my friend fired from his paper route because I threw away all the sunday advertisements to make the load lighter.
2. I studied two different languages for five years each and remember basically nothing about them.
3. I was called before the principal to testify that my best friend hadn't bought the drugs he was caught smoking. And didn't get punished.
4. While giving a pre-written valedictory speech at high school graduation, I burst out giggling over the phrase 'life of domestication'.
5. I walked down into the grand canyon without bringing any water.
6. I crushed my mother's dream of swimming in the pacific ocean like she used to as a kid, after she'd driven all the way across the country.
7. I was written up for 'aggravated menacing' because I shouted back at a man with a chainsaw.
8. After playing Interstate 76 for about ten hours straight, I forgot my car had a reverse gear.
9. I was PK-d and looted in an RPGA Living Campaign. Three times. By the same couple.
10. I lost $40,000. As in 'don't remember where I put it, and can't find it'.
I've got a cold or something. It's really aggravating... the main symptom is a crushing fatigue, but there's sniffles and a sore throat too. I could take off work, but I'd feel silly, since I've gone to work when much, much sicker than this before.
1. I nearly got my friend fired from his paper route because I threw away all the sunday advertisements to make the load lighter.
2. I studied two different languages for five years each and remember basically nothing about them.
3. I was called before the principal to testify that my best friend hadn't bought the drugs he was caught smoking. And didn't get punished.
4. While giving a pre-written valedictory speech at high school graduation, I burst out giggling over the phrase 'life of domestication'.
5. I walked down into the grand canyon without bringing any water.
6. I crushed my mother's dream of swimming in the pacific ocean like she used to as a kid, after she'd driven all the way across the country.
7. I was written up for 'aggravated menacing' because I shouted back at a man with a chainsaw.
8. After playing Interstate 76 for about ten hours straight, I forgot my car had a reverse gear.
9. I was PK-d and looted in an RPGA Living Campaign. Three times. By the same couple.
10. I lost $40,000. As in 'don't remember where I put it, and can't find it'.
I've got a cold or something. It's really aggravating... the main symptom is a crushing fatigue, but there's sniffles and a sore throat too. I could take off work, but I'd feel silly, since I've gone to work when much, much sicker than this before.
