Squirrel Bomb, and Evil Crystals

Last Sunday, when I was taking a short, painful walk up Cougar Mountain, I forgot to mention the weirdest thing. There was this squirrel, sitting out in plain sight on a branch near the trail, making loud beeping noises. As I got closer, the noises increased in frequency and pitch, so I stood there watching him to try to see what the hell was going on with this crazy rodent.

The beeping noises reached a crescendo, and somewhat to my surprise, the squirrel did not explode. It just stopped beeping and stood there quietly. Near the end it sounded JUST LIKE a cheesy movie sound effect for an alien time bomb, though.

Last night I had an annoying ( dream )