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I am stupid. Stupid stupid stupid. I thought I could pick only the good tasting beans out of the Bertie Botts, and accidentally ate a 'vomit' flavored bean. And worse, after the horrible, awful, vomitty flavor filled my mouth, I *swallowed* it, and since then not only can I not wash the taste out of my mouth, but it keeps burping back up from my stomach.

I'm not sure whether I should hope that I don't actually throw up from this, or that I do. Or just hope for death, and get it over with. Ugh. @.@