terrycloth | Christmas List

You probably don't actually want to get me anything on this list.

Enough money to retire.
A computer that doesn't suck.
A couple extra days in the week, preferably contiguous with the weekend (but I'm not picky).
A really, really gory movie. Violence is optional; 'The Operation' is the sort of thing I'm looking for.
100 pounds of weight loss. I'm not sure how you'd wrap that.
True Love.

That's all I can really think of.