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There's a commercial that's been playing on the radio, mangling old sayings to turn them into slogans for their brand of ice cream.

"Find a penny pick it up, all the day you'll eat [brand] ice cream."
"The early bird gets to eat ice cream."

So I was playing with a few others in my head, but since it's hard to think up old saying to mangle I was using... other stuff.

"If it ain't broke, eat ice cream."
"All that glitters is not ice cream."
"Not all who wander eat ice cream."
"Everything is air-droppable; eat ice cream."
"If you can get it back out of the water, eat ice cream."
"Close air support covers for eating ice cream."

Now I lay me down to eat ice cream,
I pray the lord to eat ice cream.
And if I die before I eat ice cream,
I pray the lord to eat ice cream anyway.

Mmm. -.-
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